Wisdom: Eight Caveats for Young Men
1. Never park next to a car with no hubcaps.
2. Be careful with anyone whose signature is illegible.
3. Do not date a woman who writes papers on gender.
4. Do not talk subtleties to a man with his head in a cast.
5. Never heed a preacher with a three-car garage.
6. Never arm-wrestle a one-armed man.
7. Never walk an old rope bridge.
8. And be very careful in places frequented by pigeons.
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